Dharma Starbucks

Namaste. My name is Dr. Marvin Candle. Welcome to the Starbucks Station on the Island. It is here that you will make your home for the next two years, for you to enjoy and carry out your experiments in until your replacements arrive.

A few years ago, during a drilling experiment, a large exponenture of energy was released accidentally, creating what we now know as 'good coffee.' The D.H.A.R.M.A. Initiative has taken it upon themselves to culture and reproduce this energy, and have started a chain of coffee shops called "Starbucks".


I KNEW IT!!! The Dharma Initiative was behind Starbucks all along!!!